One day, during a fine TNB jam session, the boys decided to try and jam something into existence. And faster than you can say "That is almost a Ted Neeley beard, but it is missing the little spots on the side," they had jotted down some chords and had somewhat of a structure to it. Fast-forward a couple of weeks. Out of the Great Shoebox from the days of Caswell King comes a page of lyrics called "Gyrate." The lyrics fit perfectly with the song, plus they add a few goofy one liners here and there. With a crazy new pedal, Jesse is hungry to use it, so a weird-sound-effects intro is added. Et voilą!
Gyrate (S. Bannister, P. Gorman, J. Griffith, O. Jarda) A lightbulb darkened my train of thought Made me ponder Do sightless people dream at night? Do angels sin and lose their flight? I got a pain in my bladdier Felt a sting but I didn't fear Who's ever heard of a red-nosed reindeer?
Billy bumps and Billy jumps, Billy was a goat Paranoid the super called To yell at me some more Shouting his quotes of war Citing his words of yore Screaming his selfish rants That never seem to end
The men attacked with jumping jacks but Summer saults prevailed To this day I remember I could not surrender To his claims of peace and war You'll never learn, my son How dare you question me!
I see London, I see France, I can see your underpants About a care that didn't start Tires made of glue That ran on an empty quart Whatever shall I so? That drained all the cash I had And made my friends all go mad
|